It’s astonishing that many sponsors continue to stay with GCB (Good Christian Bitches) when the script is getting even more vulgar and blasphemous. Here’s what happened Sunday night:
GCB opens with the young Ken-doll pastor stealing sermon leaflets from another local church and admitting his competitive feelings toward its pastor, who approaches him with thinly veiled meanness. To help the pastor boost his image, Amanda volunteers to run a church musical. The bitches are appalled at having to audition before Amanda. Cricket—the vicious, cold-hearted business tycoon—tries for the role of the Holy Spirit (!) by singing “This Little Light of Mine,” which Carlene interrupts with her own ear-splitting version. Butting in front of each other like children, Cricket and Carlene continue to serve as the show’s unlikable, laughable buffoons. Carlene wins the role and her husband is awarded the role of Jesus. Cricket haughtily rejects the role of the leper healed by Christ. The competitive pastor stops by to insult rehearsals of the musical and reinforce the stereotype of materialistic, superficial Christians.This episode particularly mocks Christian pastors as rivalrous, petty, self-serving, and morally weak. (In the previous episode the bitches’ pastor commanded the entire congregation, married or unmarried, to have sex once a day with their partner for a week.)
At rehearsal, homosexual Blake, in a sparkly silver toga, gyrates his hips and hams it up after being “raised from the dead” as Lazarus. To represent the Holy Spirit, Carlene wears a low-cut, bedazzling white ball gown and a pair of white wings so enormous she can’t pass through doorways. Because she needs Cricket to finance better staging, Amanda rescinds the Holy Spirit role from Carlene and gives it to Cricket. To remain the star, Carlene threatens the musical writer with Scripture and loss of her business. When all the bitches’ egos collide in the church sanctuary, they turn on irreligious Amanda, once again the most reasonable and likable character, who afterward sits in a pew and humbly examines her own character and then helps the bitches reconcile.
Originally a Bible-thumper, Amanda’s mother Gigi has appeared increasingly unchurched and above the shenanigans of the “Christian bitches.” Moderated by Amanda, Gigi shows quiet self-reflection and the ability to apologize and change bad actions—in stark contrast to the queen bees who claim to follow Christ.
In a rare positive moment, Carlene’s husband—in the costume of Jesus—blocks the women from the entrance to the church until they promise to behave properly. In the musical’s opening number, all the cast members dance to Dixie Chicks’ raucous “Just Gotta Dance,” and the actors playing Jesus and the Holy Spirit toast each other with large gold wine goblets. Later the cast sings a Broadway-style song while the Christ and Lazarus characters rock out on electric guitars.
In the first several episodes of GCB, 154 companies have advertised on the show. Of those 154 advertisers, 112 advertised only one time. That's a 78-percent withdrawal rate.During last night’s episode there was a noticeable increase in ads for ABC programming and local businesses and a decrease in major corporate ads! Your work has had effect.
In addition, the TV network ratings for last night's episode of GCB were down to their lowest yet -- coming in last place for its time slot against the other major networks. GCB viewership was down 21 percent from the previous week's episode.
Here is our list of GCB sponsors with contact links, go get 'em!
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